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Dear Dr. Betty,

Like most men, I resort to porn videos for entertainment. While watching an unusually attractive girl strip, I was shocked when it turned out her genitals were completely masculine. I mean, I only wish I had a set like hers!

The effect of this was to get me so sexually excited that I masturbated. Does this prove I am part gay?

RD

Dear R,

Rest assured you are still what you've mostly been. . . . heterosexual. Our gender identity is far more complicated than our binary system of straight or gay. How uninspired can a society be? If we all weren't so sex repressed, I believe many of us would experience a little bit of everything that's available. Remember, the surprise element was also a big part of your turn-on. Chicks with dicks is the latest thing in Japanese Anime porn. Relax and enjoy a person who has the best of both worlds.

Dr. Betty