Masturbation

"The pleasure is in your hands" is a new workshop being offered by the Spanish government through its Youth Council and the Institute for Women and it's quite controversial. The workshop encourages teens to masturbate and teaches them how to use sex toys. The course description includes how to use and enjoy ben-wa balls "because they help strengthen the muscles in women", and how to stimulate your genitals with oils, lubricants and all types of vibratory equipment (sound familiar).

The blogosphere was abuzz yesterday with the report that Duke University has a new sex toy research program.   Duke is a catholic university and the thought of a program where female students were brought together in to a passion party type atmosphere selecting sex toys that they could take home for free has panties in a bunch.  

As I was reading about the story and Father Joe Vetter's statements (he runs Duke's Catholic Center) about why they were concerned about the research, I found myself agreeing with Vetter when he said:

"I'm concerned about promiscuity also," Vetter said. "And to be honest, I don't have the solution. ... My concern is these students are in this developmental phase, and I don't think it's a good developmental practice to just tell somebody to just sit around and masturbate. I don't think that promotes relationships."

Yes, that's why masturbation is a feminist issue.

Naturally, my pussy was pulsing, beating its warrior drum. It needs satisfaction. Quickly, I pulled out my drawer of sex toys. I got out my three favorite vibes who, like The Wise Men, each tendered to my baby clitoris. Unfortunately, the visit yielded no miracle. The batteries died in each vibrator within minutes.

This was when I broke my "in case of emergency" rule and used my fingers.

I was rusty from a year's worth of neglect. The bothersome ache returned to my fingers and wrists.

Humping teddy bears....squeezing your legs together till orgasm...these are all childhood masturbation techniques.  Read First Time Orgasm if you want to upgrade: