Breasts

Did you know that women make up 15.5% of the US Army?  I didn't.  Like everything else in life, army uniforms were designed solely for men....and men don't have breasts.   So female enlistees had to order extra large tops to fit over their breasts which left them with baggy shoulders and extra long sleeves.  Now women will have their very own female-inspired US Army uniform.  Now that's progress.

I love a breast cancer awareness ad that isn't afraid to show a nipple and lend some humor to something so serious.  Pop that zit! via Copyranter

I've talked about my boobs before. My friends tend to think that having big boobs would be the best thing ever. True, there are some major positives of having some bodacious tatas, but there are some negatives, too. So, dammit, I decided to make a list.

The PROS of having big boobs:
-Most shirts are going to look fantastic on you.
-When you're eating something, like dry cereal or pretzels, your boobs act as a great receptacle for crumbs and dropped pieces.
-You're pretty much guaranteed to be the life of a pool party if you're going to be wearing a bathing suit.

How To Go Braless and NOT Draw Attention from ArtCoition.com on Vimeo.

Tom Ford ad via copyranter

What's been interesting for me is the conflict between readers who feel my blog is too graphic and are more interested in my sex and wellness info, then the other side who say, "Tsk, dammit..." unless they're getting the rich and chocolatey hotness every time they read my latest. Here's more of my sex life with Kira, who I introduced to you before in this blog post on Kira's first double penetration with me and a quality dildo. Was also her first night of anal sex. A week or so after that, I told her in a text how I'd been savoring that memory. She had been too, exclamation point. Quote, "More, please."

Kira peeked out from the crack of her front door. Her big azure eyes glittered my way, then darted back out of view.

"You're early!" said she.

I pushed the black wooden door open and found my lover on the other side in just a pair of hip and thigh hugging jeans, her ass and carved, ivory back facing me, striking a little pose with her 34-26-36 figure. She turned around sharp and sexy-walked toward me. My jaw dropped at her come-fuck-my-body display:

Bilie texted me, seeing if I was going to write a part 4. Here's our exchange:

"Out of curiosity, is there a part 4 of us? I'm itchin to see if you mention that time I was pummeling your dick with my pussy from above in modified doggy. ;)"

Me: "The one where you demanded more from me under your breath, on your knees, forcing my dick to take all the pleasure that pussy could give till he blew hard?"

Her: "I that was the one.... lol! I keep re-visiting that moment in my dreams and daydreams..."

Enjoy part four everyone:

This European push-up bra dates back to the 1800s - push-up bras didn't debut in the US until the 1930s.  I guess some things never change.  via Dailymail

Billie's made cameo appearances in a couple of my past blogs. Here's the last one she was in. To see the rest, put "Billie" into the search engine in the top right hand portion of our homepage. She emailed me the other day, as other lovers have, asking when her own series would be written. Women have had a lot of fun seeing themselves starring, anonymously, in my erotica based around our sex. Now, it's Billie's turn.

She first contacted me out of the blue. Billie told me she had privately re-instated her virginity after some bad past experiences.

A chinese farmer, Guo Feng, is believed to have the biggest man boobs in the world.  They look like DDs.  About 10 years ago, Guo started putting on some weight and most of it went to his breasts.  His neighbors point and laugh at him so he wears big coats even in hot weather.  He's been to a ton of doctors but none of them want to remove the breast tissue until they figure out the cause of his breast growth.

As a farmer, his breasts make manual work more difficult (I can only imagine) and he's at the point that he's threatening to cut them off himself. "I have spent all my money on examinations and tests and am still no nearer a solution - in fact my breasts are now bigger than ever.  Poor Guo.