kim kardashian

Cellulite + Self-Managed Abortion = Hallmark Day for Women

Fri, 04/28/2017 - 06:45
Submitted by Carlin Ross

I've been waiting for some celebrity with curves to release an ass shot with no photoshopping displaying her cellulite in all its glory and it's finally happened.  This week Kim K posted this image to her Instagram account.  100,000 people - I'm assuming men - stopped following her and there's been a media storm over it.

If you have curves, you have cellulite dimples.  Women aren't plastic dolls.  Flesh has movement.  The more flesh you have the more dimples and movement.  I used to spend hours looking at my ass in the mirror trying to smooth out every cellulite dimple with hours of cardio.  The only time I was dimple free was when I was on a week juice cleanse with daily colonics.  Having Grayson cured me of my cellulite obsession. 

My Response to Kim Kardashian's Divorce

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:14
Submitted by Carlin Ross

Everywhere I go people bring up Kim Kardashian's divorce as if I give a flying f*ck.  Greece on the brink of bankruptcy...the largest consolidation of wealth in history...police brutality at OWS I could go on and on. 

Some genius has come up with a browser "scrubber" to remove Kim Kardashian's name from your web surfing. Install the Dash-Out browser plugin for Chrome and Firefox and you'll never have to read her name again.

Kim Kardashian Has Strong Sex Skills

Thu, 12/02/2010 - 08:33
Submitted by Eric Amaranth

I've been a fan of Kim Kardashian's beauty and body from the moment I saw it. Her outward personality as well. Yes, I got a copy of her sex tape when it came out via Vivid. Her incredible naked body being sexual and the opportunity to see what Kim's perfect face looks like turned on and then way on, but also her skills.

Her oral sex skills shined. Seamlessly coordinated, multi-faceted technique. When Ray J. came, she was using a short, back and forth plus hand-rotating stroke with her hand plus her mouth glued right to the top of her hand. Her lips stroking over the coronal ridge with every head pump. I teach this style to clients and lovers; use hand and mouth together, like the treble and the bass. Her double-fisted rotating stroke was excellent too.

Why Can't We Look at Real Images of Women?

Wed, 03/25/2009 - 07:13
Submitted by Carlin Ross

I can't get over this image!  On the left, is a beautiful photo of Kim Kardashian.  I met her in Miami and I have to say that she is breath taking.  Her skin is a beautiful light mocha, her curves stop traffic, and she's all of 5'5''.  Add thick, dark hair to the mix and you have an exceptional woman.  On the left, is the photoshopped image where she's smoothed out and lightened up.

So why do "they" (and I say "they" because I'm not sure who makes the photoshop decisions.  I'll assume that it's the editors-at-large) feel that we must lighten, smooth out, and create plastic bodies for our young women to emulate?  We know that people respond more strongly to images of models who look like them; meaning, they're more likely to buy whatever shlock product they're trying to sell.  We have the success of the Dove campaign.  I just don't know when our culture is going to become comfortable with real bodies.