My Dream Dildo

Betty,

I need help finding a toy. I once bought a double dildo because I wanted something that would give good penetration but that I could "fold up," as it were, to simultaneously stimulate my clit and labia. Well, the thing I got was huge. I could get it in me but it was so big it hurt more than it pleased, and it wasn't very flexible for what I wanted, so I've only used it one or 2 times. I decided that my clit took precedence over good penetration, so I have stuck with my fingers and lots of lube to get the great O's, but I still pine for something more! I don't usually use vibrators because their too intense, so those ones with the extra clit thingy on them just won't do.

I wish I could draw a picture! My dream dildo would be almost U-shaped, maybe more like a J, and not too big in diameter (maybe an inch). Also, fairly firm, with just enough give. I would want to put it in me, roll onto my tummy and hump it with my legs closed without it popping out while I'm getting vigorous. I've seen Feeldoes, not curvy enough. I've tried using a dildo & fingering my clit, & it's still not the sensation I want. I can't be the only one who's dreamed this up! Or am I? Should I patent this? Take it to a marketing firm? Can I make one out of Sculpey clay?????

Dear C,

Yes, draw your ideal toy to scale or get someone to draw it for you. Make a model and then get a patent for it in the US patent office in Washington DC. Then see if you can sell it or produce it yourself. Just one note of caution: why only on your tummy with legs closed? Not a very good form of preparation for sex with a partner later on.

Even if you find your ideal toy, I discovered that eventually I would tire of it and want something new and different. However, I have sex toys that go back many years and I occasionally have an orgasm with a Goldie Oldie. Keep looking online until you find or create your Mr. or Ms. Right toy!

Dr. Betty