Accidental Virgin Needs to Know How to Confess "I Have a Hymen"

ok, so it hasn't exactly been an accident, but i'm 20 years old, and i've never had sex. it isn't for religious reasons, i'm no puritan, and i definitely don't have any (insert period of time or relationship status) rule. i'm actually kind of a hedonist. the truth is i've just never met, or befriended anyone i've wanted to have sex with yet. though i've never "done it", i see it as one of life's pleasures, one that, when the opportunity presents itself i don't want to hesitate to enjoy. here's my issue; since i'm not of the promise ring set, my virginity has never been something that i admit to openly. it's not as though i lie, but most people (some friends included) just assume i'm not because of my age and close relationship with my hitachi magic wand. my first question is; how can i tell my future first notch that i may still have a hymen? i don't want to freak the guy out if i do and i don't tell him, but at the same time i don't know that i'd be thrilled if a guy was really excited by some virgin-whore complex bullshit, either. basically, i'm afraid of having a messy first-time made for a freshman in high school. which leads me to the second part of my question, do you have any suggestions regarding the best environment for a possible "code red"?

p.s. thanks, betty and carlin. your videos are awesome --even virgins 

love them!

Dear CC,

Anyone who's been going with Mr. Hitachi is not exactly what I'd call a "virgin" as the term is used today. We make so much to do about the penis going inside a vagina while it's the worst way for a woman to have an orgasm. However, it is how we keep the human race reproducing so that's it's power. Get a pussy mirror and examine yourself. Get my Vaginal Barbell and tune into your PC muscle. Use the Barbell while you masturbate to include vaginal penetration with your clit stim at the same time. That will be your best bet for future partnersex orgasms. With this style of masturbation your hymen will have been opened naturally. I think I lost my "virginity" when I inserted my jump rope handle inside my vagina in grade school. Continue to enjoy
yourself and you'll be just fine.

Dr.Betty