selfellatio - can you suck your own dick?

Sat, 12/03/2005 - 18:09
Submitted by Carlin Ross

Ok I didn't believe those stories you heard circling around the junior high about some guy sucking his own dick (or the frozen hot dog for that matter) but now I don't know.

I caught this site and this guy is definitely sucking his own dick. And if you go to it gets even worse. Don't miss the faq section to the right - very interesting:

Question: guys, would you suck your own cock if you could? Ladies, how would you react if you came home from work and found your man sucking his own dick?

YOu Bet I would

Thu, 03/05/2009 - 16:15
sweetred (not verified)

If I could suck my own dick I would totally do it as much as I could. No one knows what feels good to me like I do. I know what I enjoy so I would make myself feel as good as possible. And If my wife came home and caught me I would show her how I wanted her to start sucking me.

Sat, 12/03/2005 - 21:20

Interesting question...

I have had dreams about being able to do that. Although I'm quite longer in my dream than in real life, but it always amazes me how excited I am in my dreams when I'm doing that. So, if I possessed the ability to suck my own cock, I would!

I have also seen pics and vids of it. It's pretty amazing to watch and I think it would be equally amazing to do it.


Tue, 06/09/2009 - 18:09
Wish I still could :( (not verified)

I did when I was a teenager, would now if I could reach Lay on your back and flip your legs back over your body, keep your legs tight together and it will be right there ready to suck. Thats one reason I have never understood why some girls don't like to suck cock....I wouldn't ask them to do anything I wouldn't do.

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Sun, 12/04/2005 - 00:44
Don Juan

I remember as a kid seeing a porno of Ron Jeremy doing it.

Honestly the thought of putting a dick in my mouth has never arisen, neither mine or someone elses.

Besides, giving and receiving simultaneously (like 69) is not very effective for me, its hard to concentrate on receiving when you are focusing on giving.

What would be next? Cumming in your own mouth..................not the kid!

Sun, 12/04/2005 - 02:21

It's kind of like a car wreck, isnt it? When you see it, it's kinda hard to pull your eyes away, but at the same time you dont want to be in the middle of it. :P

Call me crazy (or highly homophobic) but I'd like to keep my orifices as dick-free zones. :P Even if its my own.

(that last part reminded me of an old joke... whenever someone tells you to go fuck yourself, tell them "I cant, when it's hard it wont bend and when its soft it wont reach.")

Sat, 12/31/2005 - 11:20

I remember when I was a teen that I could reach the tip and it kinda freaked me out, but I went with it a little. I've tried a couple times since, but it turns out I'm not quite as flexible as I used to be. :lol:

Tue, 07/03/2007 - 18:15

I like a lot of things... I deffinately like receiving head... I like watching porn etc... but sucking my own dick I'm just not interested in doing... Whats your take Carlin? If he could ( can ( would you be interested in watching... helping? More and more we hear of women becoming more interested in gay male porn... how' bout it ladies? would you mind if he swallowed... himself...? it's one thing to share a kiss afterwords... but direct?

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Thu, 07/05/2007 - 08:30

What about a woman eating herself out for that matter... though it seems even more unlikely than a guy sucking his own cock.
would any of you ladies eat yourselves out if you could?

As for me personally, after looking at those pictures (really nicely done, btw), I figure with a little prep and warm up, I could probably do some of the things shown in those images... but would I???

I'll have to say no. Honestly, I believe if I could get into those positions in the first place, he wouldn't stay hard, but besides all of that, the thought just kind of disturbs me.
But then again, I don't jack off using my hands either. maybe I'm just weird...


Thu, 07/05/2007 - 10:21
Carlin Ross

but we all masturbate, right? We use fingers, closed hands and sex toys...but somehow sucking your own genitals seems odd.

I think it would be like 69: too much going on and neither party can focus on their own pleasure from receiving oral sex.

And if I walked in on my man and he was sucking his own dick, well, I'd probably go play with his ass hole since he would be all up in the air and he never lets me near it ;)

Thu, 07/05/2007 - 16:55

lmfao!!! and she replies... where's the astroglide when you needed!

Thu, 10/04/2007 - 21:09

tonioiam;10018 wrote:
lmfao!!! and she replies... where's the astroglide when you needed!

i don't think i would suck my cock.. noooo i love eating pussy and fucking pussy with my cock but i'm not going to suck my cock.. can't do it..

cbitch.. i like what you said about playing with your mans ass .. i'd love that.

Sat, 10/06/2007 - 08:47

I think it would turn me on if i walked in on my man giving himself head. He can't, but it would be neat to watch.
And you ask, if i could eat myself out, would i?
Damn right. I love everything about my pussy...the more self love, the better ;)

self fellitio

Tue, 06/02/2009 - 10:01
dave (not verified)

When I was younger I used to be able to get the head and some of my shaft into my mouth. I can only get the tip of the head into my mouth now that I am not as flexible as I used to be. I loved sucking on it when I could get the head and some shaft into my mouth. I found out what all you girls liked about sucking cock including the sweet cum that explodes from my cock. An old girlfriends mother caught me a couple of times and she told me she thought it was totally sexy. Not to metion I was wearing a pair of her silky panties both times when she caught me. She used to sneek and catch me masturbating all the time and I loved it. Finally I got to have sex with her and my god it was like a dream. Every girl I had been with when I could suck my cock loved to see me suck it. Nowadays I can still get my tounge to the head of my cock to play. I still love cumming in my mouth and enjoying my sweetness. More guys should try this as you might find that your cock and load are pretty tasty and fun as well. I know I will enjoy my cock forever, it is beautiful. Besides I have not met a woman that doesn't love licking their freshly dipped pussy juice soaked fingers. Every woman I have ever asked, admitted they would love to be ableto lick thier pussies. MMMMMMMM!!

tasted yourself?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 09:15

for you guys who wouldn't suck yourself.  Have you ever tasted your own cum?
I would suck myself, but I can't reach and I taste myself occassionally.  I usually use slippery stuff, so that makes it not edible.
If you won't taste yourself, why would you expect your partner to suck and swallow?


Mon, 08/08/2011 - 20:27


Sucking your own cock is the best

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 02:11

Used to be able to do it in my teens..was great stuff..sadly older now and not as flexible!!
Love the taste of my cum...

Sat, 10/06/2007 - 16:00

Hmmm, I always joke that if I could clone myself, I'd never leave the house. It would be one constant lesbian lovefest here.


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:22

Wow! Me and my clone would really have a lot of fun togeather!  I dream of sucking myself!