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Morning Wood

Mon, 03/27/2006 - 09:50
Submitted by Carlin Ross

What's the deal with morning wood? Every morning, without fail, my man wakes up with a raging hard on....and I'm not complaining but here's my issue. He wakes up around 5am (I'm in no way, shape, or form a morning person. And I'm a light sleeper and hit my rem cycle around the same time: 5am). And what do you do with morning wood - you stroke it.

So for the last week every morning I am awakened by that yes-I-know-you're-jerking-your-dick motion. I know that it may not seem like it could wake you up but the bed does move quite a bit and the rhythm and movement let's you know exactly what's going on.

Ideally, I'd like to roll over and jump on it BUT a girl has to sleep. So how do I coexist with morning wood?

‹ Didn't I say I have my FUCKING PERIOD! Why can't "WE" be better in bed than our man? ›

morning wood

Mon, 03/27/2006 - 10:25
SlushY

HaH! This reminds me of the time when my ex was visiting on his vacation and I was still working everyday during the summer. He had tons of energy all the time and would wake me up by kissing me gently and introducing his morning wood. I actually fell back asleep mid-hand job one morning because I was just too worn out from not having a full nights sleep for a week. He stopped waking me up before my alarm clock after that!

rem erections

Mon, 03/27/2006 - 13:52
eleni223

he too is in his REM period. most men will have several erections during the night, most don't know it.
does it bother you that he is stroking it alone or do you just not want to be woken up?

btw, welcome back cherrybomb

woody

Mon, 03/27/2006 - 16:08
Berry

my fella always wakes with a woody, and i agree with u CB, i'm never in a fit state to appreciate it properly. i find snuggling up against him and just gently placing my hand on him, cupping him really gently seems to work a treat. he never demands a hand job, i think he simply likes the sensation of my palm against him. we both usually fall back to sleep like that for a while.;)

he can stroke it

Tue, 03/28/2006 - 11:16
Carlin Ross

No, it doesn't bother me that he strokes it. I kink of like it...mentally. I would be perfect if i didn't hit my rem cycle at the same time.

I wonder if you can change your rem cycle.

Good to see you back, ladies.

Tue, 03/28/2006 - 16:24
ManiM

um, I can only speak from my experience, but morning wood is NOT fun to stroke - I always have to go to the bathroom REALLY bad in the morning (true story) - I always just figured my body got confused or desperate and threw up an erection to wake me up.

Wed, 03/29/2006 - 01:47
cuntlicker

Yeah, I agree with ManiM.
Problem is, if I got a hard on, I cant take a piss until its gone, unless I want to do a handstand in front of the toilet, or get in some really awkward position so I dont have to fold myself in half (which defeats the purpose anyways cuz it cuts off the flow).
Now, if I dont have to piss right after waking up, its all good. No complaints from me, especially if I have company. See, what everyone else calls morning is still sleep time for me. I dont wake up till at least 10am on most days. So it's not really ungodly-hour-of-the-morning sex, it's more like sleep-in-on-saturday-and-wake-up-horny sex.

It's the only thing I like about my work schedule. I can stay up late, sleep in, and still be on time. And best of all, I have a window in my bedroom that runs the length of the bed and faces the sun in the morning. So I always wake up feeling nice and warm. Just like when I was a kid and would go take a nap in a field of tall grass/flowers and enjoy the sun. I was once told that I was probably a wolf in a past life or something, but I figure that for my next life (if there is such a thing) I would make a perfect cat.

Wed, 03/29/2006 - 02:31
ManiM

wow - the first time i get to see what you look like and we're talking about our dicks

Wed, 03/29/2006 - 10:25
cuntlicker

hahah just be happy I dont have any "other" pics
I just finally took a picture cuz a friend complained that all the ones I had were at least a year or two old now.