I have been involved in masturbation for as long as I can remember. My earliest memories were around three years of age when I bathed alone. I had a bath toy rubber mouse that had a squeaker in it. I used to remove the squeaker from the mouse and fill it full of water. Then I would force the water out against my genitals ... HEAVENLY. At age four or five, I used to play "hospital" with the neighbor girls. We used to manipulate one anothers' genitals. I'm sure my mother would have had a heart attack had she known.
When I was seven one hot summer, my cousin and I stripped in my uncle's garage and participated in mutual masturbation, taking turns pouring water out of toy teapots over one another's genitals. I did all of this on the sly. My mom and dad were pretty religious, and I figured it had to be sinful.
I thought that I had made a brand-new discovery at thirteen, when I masturbated to orgasm for the first time. When I confided to a girlfriend over the phone, I told her very seriously about my discovery and that I intended to write a book on my invention when I grew up. I told her that I would probably make a million. Unfortunately, I was very disappointed to make yet another discovery by finding a detailed description of my invention in a sex manual while babysitting for the neighbors one night.
All through my early teen years I experimented with a number of "masturbation toys"-hairbrush handles (smuggled under my nightie to bed), drawer knobs (removed in the dark and replaced before morning), parts of my brother's toys, Vick's inhalers, douche-bag and enema-bag nozzles, and whatever else I could get hold of. I either "stuffed it" or rubbed it, whatever felt good.
When my mother bought a vibrator for her "tense shoulder muscles" ... (I'll bet!) ... I managed to plead "too much homework" on a few Wednesday night Prayer Meetings, so that I could have a little private sex orgy with her vibrator, and relieve a few tensions of my own. One night I set a record of forty orgasms in thirty minutes. From then until the present, I have experimented with a number of masturbation methods, only in privacy however, when my lover is gone. She and I don't share the same philosophy on the subject, but we are working on it. So much for my history.
This is the first time I have explored my autobiography of masturbation, but I felt inspired to do so as an end to a beautiful evening of self love with your book.