Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross
Better Orgasms. Better World.
Nope, I'm not dead; still a suffering nursing student who has writer's block.
You may never think of me the same after you read this list, but I really think I have long surpassed the normal level of weirdness a person can safely be at without being committed.
1: My standards for sleeping with men are EXPONENTIALLY lower than my standards for sleeping with women. So low that they're almost nonexistent. Like, if you're not mentally challenged and you can put on a condom.... I think all systems are go.
2: I masturbate so often that my fingers are often prune-y from always being in contact with my pussy juice.
3: I will make out with pretty much anyone.
4: By default, I love you if you're a lesbian. Seriously.
5: I like pretty much all porn... There's some porn I like that I'm embarrassed to admit to (....I think women peeing in their pants is hot. Don't fucking judge me)
6: I want to have sex with a hermaphrodite. Yes, I realize that they rarely have completely developed genitalia. I want one with a big dick and a vagina and also has a striking resemblance to Glenn Close.
7: "Ren and Stimpy" used to make me so horny when I was a preteen. No, I don't know why. And no, I don't find them erotic anymore.
8: When I rub my nipples, I get thirsty.
9: Intelligent women turn me on. Female doctors are like my real life porn.
10: I don't find six-packs/muscles sexy, especially on men.
11: Sitting on exercise bikes makes me horny.
12: I have only ever made out with girls. My tongue has yet to enter a male's mouth. I'm okay with that.
13: I used to love bestiality porn. Yeah, I said it. Damn.
14: I sometimes fantasized about blowing Mr. Rogers. "Yes. Just like that, Neighbor."
15: I love porn where men masturbate in women's underwear and ejaculate in them. Delish.
16: I have an unnatural fascination with deep-throating things. It never fails that, when I'm eating a Popsicle or a sucker, I stick it down my throat a few times.
17: I love to nibble gently/play with people's ears... I don't know why, but I think ears are cute and somehow totally erotic.
18: I can get with most sexual acts, but I think rimming is the weirdest thing ever and I can't imagine ever flicking my tongue over someone's asshole. Rimming. Not even once.
19: Letting my vibrator rest right on my outer vulva lulls me to sleep unlike any sleeping pill can.
20: I like women who sport camel toes. Potential yeast infections be damned.
21: I almost hope to lose my virginity to a mature woman. Fuckin' hot.
my only fetish is to be
my only fetish is to be ravaged by a hot male in a frech revolution military uniform so kudos to you!
although dude, animal rape is
although dude, animal rape is not cool. i'm hoping it was cartoon hentai
I love your honest! I can't
I love your honest! I can't imagine ever admitting stuff like that about myself
It's a little scary
It's a little scary how much of this I can relate to:
1. Me too! Although that's probably because I mostly identify as heterosexual so my girl crushes are few: Lucy Lawless, Elisa Dushku and Liandra.
5. Porn is good for a quick turn on although a lot of it kind of bores me. Liandra's stuff is pretty hot and BDSM is the bomb!
6. I want to see Buck Angel get pounded by a sexy Thai lady boy or Danny Wilde get pegged by a hot chick. The idea of "sex roles" being turned around is erotic and compelling.
9. Intelligent women yes, female doctors no-maybe because I don't want to get my honey where I get my money.
18. Rimming...ewwww! Enterococcus faecalis, e. coli, c-diff, hepatitis A. I don't even think a bleach enema could convince me to engage in that act.
19. Very soothing indeed.
incongruent associatings
Concerning the bacteria pathogens that you so adamantly concern yourself with - begs the question: why would you associate yourself with those kind of people. You must hit it willy-nilly.
Universal precautions
I'm not going to catch anything from watching porn except maybe a computer virus. The only person I have physical sexual contact with is my husband. My point in agreeing with point number 1 is that a man does not have to be some beautiful specimen of manhood for me to be attracted to him. My girl crushes though are few and far between and I don't really fantasize about having sex with other women although I do like watching women having sex sometimes. So many women think they have to act dumb in order to be attractive, I find intelligent women and men refreshingly sexy.
Are you asking Mono and myself why we associate with sick people? She can tell you why she wants to be a nurse. I can tell you that Infectious Disease is the most interesting specialty I've worked in so far. I'm also far less likely to have a sick patient cough in my face then I would if I still worked in Internal Medicine. The wounds I deal with are not for the squeamish and are usually filled with nasty bacteria, but it's not like I'm touching them with my bare hands. The HIV patients are far more likely to catch something from me than vice versa which is why I am diligent about aseptic technique and handwashing.
Harem Scarem
I am not sure what your narrative was focused on. It has several issues in it and an unclear pointed response. Are you convinced that Mono as you call her is not a ringer? Those claims and projections seem so florid and grandiose aka trash talk.
Thanks
You're brave. I admire breathtaking honesty. I would say I think more of you now, not less. Thanks for sharing.
Unclear
It is unclear as to the significance of VirginMono's soapbox digest with all the chimerical ramblings of a neurotic virgin. In regard to the old adage "if you are going to talk the talk then walk the walk."
RE: soapberryusa
I promise promise promise this will, indeed, be my last ever response to you.
I get sexually excited thinking of the day you actually shut the fuck up, because you never have anything valuable or constructive to offer and you're just rude. I actually drench my undies at the mere thought of such a useless asshole disappearing forever.
It is unclear as to the significance of your very existence, you irritating fuck.
Tis true your grace
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