Lady Gaga Turns Me On

I ask myself often: "Are you bisexual?". Is bisexuality like a new food? It sounds good, but you don't know if you like it until you try? Or it is like crack... It's one of those things that you know you'll probably like before you try it? I mean, I don't know of very many people who were like "Yeah, I snorted a few likes of coke. It wasn't my thing".

Lady Gaga turns me on. In the "Video Phone" video, she isn't very attractive. Like, I don't know who the f*ck their make up person was, but they f*cked her up, but from 2:32 to 4:02, I can't take my eyes off her (and the moaning at the end is amazing, too). She's incredibly sexy. I've loved this freaky bitch since she hit the scene. I love attractive women with some type of talent. She is so fucking weird... And slightly scary. She seems like the bitch to fuck you and then bite your lip until you bleed. There has been a million rumors that LG is a hermaphrodite. People are disturbed and disgusted, but still intrigued. I don't give a FUCK! I'd bone her. So hard. All night. Her possible penis is just a bonus and saves us the time of putting on a strap-on. She's right under Nina Hartley in my mental "Celebrity Bone Book". Glenn Close is number one, of course.

I've never come across a women in real life that I would actually like to have sex with. I mean, I've said "Hm. I bet she's great in bed", about certain chicks, but it's not really lust. That's why I think my desire to fuck women is just a fantasy. I told my friend that I would let Glenn Close treat me like total shit. I would let her smack me around and put me out in the rain, but as soon as she wanted me back, even if she was just going to disrespect me and use me for sex (I'd actually love that), I would be right there. She was so evil and horrible and sexy in "101 Dalmatians".

But, seriously, how do you know if you're bisexual? I'm just horny all the damn time, so I don't discriminate. I like straight porn and lesbian porn. Porn is fantasy, though, so you can't really go off of that. I don't even know if I would know what to do if I were put in a room with a woman that I was sexually attracted to. I would probably cry and fall on the floor into the fetal position (with wet panties, of course). I'm so foreign to anything that has to do with sexual activities with another person, as I've mentioned in this entry. I guess I should have gone off to college. That's when you're supposed to do all of the "exploring", right? I'm missing out.

Some days, I feel like I only want dick. Some days, I think about hardcore tribadism with a chick. Some days I think about having a man and a woman satisfy my sexual appetite. All of this may be confusing for me, but it tells me one thing for sure: I sure as fuck don't belong in a relationship.

Technorati Tags: Lifestyle bisexual bisexuality Sexual Identity/Orientation