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Masturbation as Medicine

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 15:06
Submitted by Edgerman58

The nuttiness of the Religious Right is so apparent these days. In fact, this last Republican quest for the White House really showed it in stark detail. It got a little wearying to the soul to watch these Bible Thumping wannabes rant on about the sickness of our evil "secular" society. Sometimes, I admit, I just let it get to me way too much.

Happily, though, I found a really wonderful antidote to all the body- and- pleasure- loathing Fundies: MASTURBATION!!!!

In the throes of a nice, and long, session of masturbation, there is simply no room for such nonsensical beliefs about pleasure being evil. So, every time I would start to get pissy about the Religious Rights's pack of trained yobbos, I would make sure to drop my drawers and dive into the very middle of what up-tight wackos like Rick Santorum were saying was so bad.

You know what? In the midst of a long edging session (which has a lot of similar characteristics to that of meditation), all I was thinking about was that slowly building pleasure that was going to, ultimately, end up in an orgasm. That is a great place to try and hold on to for as long as you can (at least, I think it is). It's the Sweet Spot. THE Sweet Spot, in fact. Nothing else matters all that much - at that delightfully trembling moment of self induced Ecstasy.

By the time you finally relent and "let" yourself come, you have long forgotten about the Religious Rights's neurotic agenda. For a while, at least; and that's definitely worth it. So, maybe we should all masturbate, and drown out all the Bible thumping BS, with our moans of pleasure, instead. Sounds good to me either way.

Masturbation: An effective medicine for melancholy. Have some fun with yourselves today, as the Religious Right cringes in loathing at the mere mention of the word masturbation.

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Masturbation: An effective way to stop racing political thoughts

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:35
calistogababe

Edgerman...great post!  I've been very active in social media against the current Republican War on Women...FB, Tweet etc.  It's not good for my soul to spend too many hours thinking, acting and writing posts at the Governor's sites.  In the past, I've found I can stop the activity but I can't stop the rage and my racing thoughts.  I get all worked up.

Thanks to Dodson and Ross...that is no longer a problem.  I leave my puter and enter the sanctuary of my bedroom and with fingers, mystic & magic wand  my racing thoughts stop within the first couple minutes.  This is really good medicine and I remain so grateful to Betty, Carlin and all of you for helping me learn how to have really wonderful sex whenever I want it!

Better Living and Better Attitude through Orgasms

Good post!

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Thu, 08/16/2012 - 09:22
icyqueen

"Self Induced Ecstasy" - I really love that term! Thanks for that good post,Edgerman.

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