The nuttiness of the Religious Right is so apparent these days. In fact, this last Republican quest for the White House really showed it in stark detail. It got a little wearying to the soul to watch these Bible Thumping wannabes rant on about the sickness of our evil "secular" society. Sometimes, I admit, I just let it get to me way too much.
Happily, though, I found a really wonderful antidote to all the body- and- pleasure- loathing Fundies: MASTURBATION!!!!
In the throes of a nice, and long, session of masturbation, there is simply no room for such nonsensical beliefs about pleasure being evil. So, every time I would start to get pissy about the Religious Rights's pack of trained yobbos, I would make sure to drop my drawers and dive into the very middle of what up-tight wackos like Rick Santorum were saying was so bad.
You know what? In the midst of a long edging session (which has a lot of similar characteristics to that of meditation), all I was thinking about was that slowly building pleasure that was going to, ultimately, end up in an orgasm. That is a great place to try and hold on to for as long as you can (at least, I think it is). It's the Sweet Spot. THE Sweet Spot, in fact. Nothing else matters all that much - at that delightfully trembling moment of self induced Ecstasy.
By the time you finally relent and "let" yourself come, you have long forgotten about the Religious Rights's neurotic agenda. For a while, at least; and that's definitely worth it. So, maybe we should all masturbate, and drown out all the Bible thumping BS, with our moans of pleasure, instead. Sounds good to me either way.
Masturbation: An effective medicine for melancholy. Have some fun with yourselves today, as the Religious Right cringes in loathing at the mere mention of the word masturbation.