Carlin's blog

There is no adult industry in NYC which, of course, is part of the allure. But sometimes it's so fucking frustrating. All the talent is on the west coast so you end up tacking a hefty travel and accommodations line item to your budgets. And they look like porn talent. I want sexy, smart, confident...no breast implants, no barbed wire tattoos, and no bleached ass holes (I think it's 2 words).

And it comes as no surprise that male talent is much easier to come by since you're paying a man to fuck on camera. There's no stigma and no shortage of potential leads. I've gotten to the point where the novelty of having some guy walk up to me and flash me his package has worn off....although it does give me a charge ;)

No, I'm not a pedophile. But there seem to be more and more attractive, married chick teachers who are fooling around with their underage, male students. First, there was Mary Kay LeTourneau but the fact that she married her teen dick and had 2 of his children kind of throws a wrench in the pedophile argument. It does seem like she just fell in love with the wrong boy....is it any different than Celine Dion and her now-husband manager? They started seeing each other right before her sixteenth birthday. And there are plenty of underage supermodels dating 50-something rockers so we're all aware of the double standard. No, I'm not a pedophile. But there seem to be more and more attractive, married chick teachers who are fooling around with their underage, male students.

The new catch phrase to know - "Alpha Girl". An Alpha Girl is a new breed of young women. An alpha girl is an overachiever....she's successful, she's ahtletic, she's accomplished, and she has no concept of the "glass ceiling". It's like when I walk into Sephora and every woman there is listening to her iPod, carrying her "it" bag, shoving items in her basket completely unaware of anything or anyone around her.

My lord, have I missed a decent lesbo film. With the steady demand for girl/girl pleasure, it's difficult to find a fun little skin flick that can guarantee a bunch of hot babes who truly love pussy. When I came across Alpha 15: Reform School Girls , my expectations remained low. But, I was immediately surprised at the quality of cunt-love that poured onto the screen. And yes, lesbians (butch and femme) and bisexual sex kittens across the nation will discover that this is one for their collection.

Clit Gel review by Simone Valentino

Oh, that warming sensation! No, it doesn't cause a trip to a doctor. Its only another reason you should get closer to your partner.

As I look into the eyes of my sleeping lover one morning, I am both frightened and uneasily aroused. During amazing sex, I had this sinking feeling that we were being watched. And, no, not just by a curious neighbor or jerk-happy peeping tom; but, rather, by a haunting temptress from another time, place, and existence. To make matters more outrageous, this temptress, whom I've only felt, but never seen, looks exactly like me. Ever since then, I've been searching for resolution, some symbol of hope that can help me determine who this stranger is and why she is watching me fuck this guy I met last night.