Stone Age Sex Toy Found in German Cave

Eariler this week scientists discovered that modern man had sex with neandethals.  Now it looks like modern man spiced things up with their own hand-crafted sex toys.

Over 28,000 years old, this eight-inch stone phallus has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints - and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to its other use.

The phallus was found in a cave near Ulm in Germany, was made from siltstone and was apparently discarded after being broken.  As well as the distinctive form, it also has carved rings around one polished end leaving little doubt as to its nature.

The sex toy is particularly rare because examples of masculinity from the time are rare although female inspired art with exaggerated sexual characteristics such as large breasts are relatively common.

It looks like Betty's obsidian dildo she keeps on her night table.  There's something about stone in your vagina that's divine...wouldn't you love to have your way with this stone age phalllus thinking about all the prehistoric women who'd used it too.  What a fantasy.

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