Carlin Ross's blog

Feminism is Hot Again: Thank you Ruth Ginsberg

Wed, 05/30/2007 - 22:48
Submitted by Carlin Ross

When I sat in con law class, the lack of verbal dissents from Ruth Ginsberg always got under my skin. There you are thinking that you

On Rape...Know the Facts

Fri, 02/16/2007 - 17:24
Submitted by Carlin Ross

I was cold. I opened my eyes and saw the silhouette of someone sitting on the edge of the radiator by the window smoking a cigarette. It was late. I had been out with my boyfriend till 1am and knew I had been sleeping for at least a few hours because I was having trouble waking up.

He climbed on top of me and asked if I

Valentine's Day Fun

Sat, 02/03/2007 - 21:58
Submitted by Carlin Ross

The Perfect Gift: Sex Life Accessories

What do you get your SO for Valentine's Day...chocolate, flowers, dinner? Why not pick up the ultimate in sexual luxury? Susan and I give you the must-have products you'll both go crazy for and they're all ON SALE for Valentine's:

Valentine's Day Fun

We think these are the essential products for your sex life accessory collection. And don't forget to touch your pussy:

Clone a Willy

Rabbit Vibe

Canines or Cunt?

Fri, 11/10/2006 - 19:49
Submitted by Carlin Ross

This is one of those times that you realize just how fucked up our world really is...and I mean FUCKED UP! I'm starting to seethe inside. Here's why:

I'm sure you know about the whole One Child Policy in China. Basically, back in 1979 the Chinese government had a population growth issue that was out of control. Due largely to the fact that you couldn't leave the country but instead of opening the borders and allowing their people to emigrate to other countries etc they decided that the easier route would be to limit each family to one child and one child only.

Porn Killed Good Sex?

Mon, 10/30/2006 - 02:25
Submitted by Carlin Ross

After passing the umpthteen article on how porn is changing our culture, I decided to buy the mag and see exactly what the assertions were since I'm in the biz and will no likely have to answer the same questions or at least be fluent in the argument.

But it's kind of irritating. We all know why they write these articles. So they can have some porn image on the cover and sell fucking magazines. The worst pic was of a woman's breasts with black x's over the nipples. If you're going to write a treatise on porn at least give us nipples. Don't tease us. It's not like there isn't enough tease in our culture. In fact, it's all tease. From FHM to Desperate Housewives, it's all about lingerie, the artful shadowing of nipples and bush, and the hustler pose in tight boy shorts.

Hooked on Hookers

Mon, 10/23/2006 - 18:02
Submitted by Carlin Ross

Why are we hooked on hookers? There's a new book coming out where hookers dish the dirt of Hollywood actors...it should be out today. There weren't any advanced copies because they feared that the celebs would file injunctions to block the books release. And the writers (3 hookers and one former porn publicist) had to take lie detector tests so their stories were "vetted" legally (I think vetted is a publishing term for fact checking).

Super Stripper

Thu, 10/19/2006 - 00:51
Submitted by Carlin Ross

There is no adult industry in NYC which, of course, is part of the allure. But sometimes it's so fucking frustrating. All the talent is on the west coast so you end up tacking a hefty travel and accommodations line item to your budgets. And they look like porn talent. I want sexy, smart, confident...no breast implants, no barbed wire tattoos, and no bleached ass holes (I think it's 2 words).

And it comes as no surprise that male talent is much easier to come by since you're paying a man to fuck on camera. There's no stigma and no shortage of potential leads. I've gotten to the point where the novelty of having some guy walk up to me and flash me his package has worn off....although it does give me a charge ;)

Desperately Seeking Teen Dick

Sun, 10/15/2006 - 21:55
Submitted by Carlin Ross

No, I'm not a pedophile. But there seem to be more and more attractive, married chick teachers who are fooling around with their underage, male students. First, there was Mary Kay LeTourneau but the fact that she married her teen dick and had 2 of his children kind of throws a wrench in the pedophile argument.

It does seem like she just fell in love with the wrong boy....is it any different than Celine Dion and her now-husband manager? They started seeing each other right before her sixteenth birthday. And there are plenty of underage supermodels dating 50-something rockers so we're all aware of the double standard.

Alpha Girls

Wed, 10/11/2006 - 23:10
Submitted by Carlin Ross

The new catch phrase to know - "Alpha Girl". An Alpha Girl is a new breed of young women. An alpha girl is an overachiever....she's successful, she's ahtletic, she's accomplished, and she has no concept of the "glass ceiling". It's like when I walk into Sephora and every woman there is listening to her iPod, carrying her "it" bag, shoving items in her basket completely unaware of anything or anyone around her.
The new catch phrase to know - "Alpha Girl".

An Alpha Girl is a new breed of young women. An alpha girl is an overachiever....she's successful, she's ahtletic, she's accomplished, and she has no concept of the "glass ceiling". It's like when I walk into Sephora and every woman there is listening to her iPod, carrying her "it" bag, shoving items in her basket completely unaware of anything or anyone around her.