Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross
Better Orgasms. Better World.
Got this email from one of the women who took a bodysex workshop...hysterical:
"My boyfriend and I are en route to Key West today. We departed from Albany, where we were selected for a baggage search at the security checkpoint. I followed my bag over to the table and watched as the nice man rummaged through my belongings...not once...not twice.... He seemed to be looking for something that he couldn't find.
After a couple of minutes, another security person (another man) came over and jokingly said, "You're still at it?"
The first responded, "I'm still looking for that thing that showed up...."
Just then, he encountered--you may have guessed it--Betty's barbell in the outside pocket of my toiletry bag.
"Aha!" he exclaimed as he pulled it out and held it up in the air.
"What's that?" the other fellow asked.
They turned it over, carefully examining it, holding it high for all to see in the meantime. Finally they turned to me.
"Don't ask," I said. "I can assure you, it is NOT a weapon."
The two men turned 50 shades of red and made haste to return the offending metallic item to it's pocket. Now that I think of it, I should reconsider my statement: perhaps it IS a weapon :)
Hahah! That's just great. :)
Hahah! That's just great. :)
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