Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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I haven't had too many dreams in my lifetime that I can recall vividly, and I'm not a social scientist, so I have only had a passing interest in the topic of dream interpretation. But this essay is about a dream I had back in 2002, which I'd like to share with readers and leave open to interpretation.

I DREAMED I F*CKED DR. BETTY!!!

It wasn't a "wet" dream. Not quite. It was a "wake up with a raging, relentless bulge in my bikini undies that demands immediate attention" dream. I'm not exactly sure what would have induced the dream, but this may have been during a time when Betty was writing about rediscovering partner sex. In my dream, I give her a good old-fashioned bonking on the couch. I don't know whose couch, or even whose house we're in. It's in a fairly nice living room with a TV, a coffee table, chairs, and knotty pine paneling. Go figure. Betty's on her back and spread for me. I'm rock hard, kneeling upright, holding her thighs open and steadily pumping away. She's diddling her clitty and rubbing her sweet breasts, moaning in apparent delight. I lean forward, put my arms around her, and shoot several hot, strong spurts of jizz as I throb and twitch inside her. That part was pretty vocal, by the way. Afterward, we're sitting up on the couch together and catching our breaths when my mom walks in the room! I get up and grab a towel, trying to hide my still hard cock. I have to suppose it's to no avail, but that's the end of the dream.

The sudden ending, of course, gets me out of having to explain this to mom. That's just how dreams are. Something always happens that just makes you wake up! I do think it is odd that I cum in the dream, but not in reality. There was only a spot of pre-cum in my undies. I wish the dream had been longer. I even wondered if there was a first part I forgot about. The beginning of the dream is simply "joined in progress". I wish there had been (or I could recall) some foreplay, oral, and several other positions before this beautiful climax (grin). And the mom thing.

I have no idea what the dream actually means. That is, besides the fact that I am a total horndog with an obvious case of the hots for Dr. Betty. I could only find vague references to mother figures and older women in the online sources for any actual interpretation. I shared this with Betty years ago, and she scolded me about my naughty thoughts, and made some lewd comments about my greedy dick! Then she reminded me that she is the boss, and said she would do all the fucking (pegging) around here.

It's like I told Dr. Betty, I'm every bit as much of a horndog as I am a dildo slut! I never had a dream like that before or since, and it still puts a bulge in my pants just to think of it.