The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:23
Submitted by Betty Dodson

Not that any President in my memory ever supported masturbation, but I could imagine this happening if we'd ended up with Romney, a staunch Mormon:

Liberating women one orgasm at a time

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Well played, Mayans.

Thu, 12/06/2012 - 08:55
danielwidders

Well played,  Mayans.  I had always wondered why Nebraska was so sparsely populated. Just give the green light to the aliens and Nebraska will be the home base. Answers a lot of questions, really. Shape of the State Capitol.  Sparse population.  Not much to do.  We should have caught on,  really.  Oh,  well.  It was fun while it lasted.  Anyway,  funny video Betty.