Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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If religion and government are insistent on holding the key my vagina, they should first learn how to unlock it.

Whether you believe the origin of our existence came from an atomic phenomenon, or a God of higher power, is emphatically irrelevant. The fact of the matter remains; masturbation is the gateway to understanding and developing our coexistence as sexual primates. Masturbation is not perverted, pornographic or immoral, nor should it be considered shameful. It is inherently primal and is as vital to healthy living as nutrition.

We are innately designed not only to procreate, but to enjoy self-pleasure and all its glory. Yet, religious fanatics and right-wingers continue to brainwash society into believing we should refrain from this sinful perverted act. The taboo they have associated with masturbation is inexcusable ignorance, unjust to all mankind.

If we were not supposed to masturbate, then someone PLEASE explain why “God”, or “an atomic explosion”, has strategically placed a clitoris above my vagina. Clearly, this magnificent addition to my anatomy and its 8000+ nerve endings is, in no way, essential to procreation. Perhaps it’s a birth defect, a vaginal decoration, a scientific explosion gone wrong, or did “God” just make a mistake? Not a fucking chance.

The clitoris is a misunderstood delicacy, an undeniable erogenous zone and without it, the vagina would strictly be a penis portal for procreation. It is born to be touched, rubbed, licked, pleased and teased to orgasm. No religion or government can convince me otherwise; nor can they control what they cannot understand.

So, listen up you bureaucratic religious hypocritical ass-hats. The first step to owning a key to my vagina starts with the freedom to use the word vagina. If you can’t say it, then you certainly can’t touch it.

Next, my vagina warrants the same respect and credence the penis has unjustly earned. After all, vagina trumps penis, does it not?

Finally, stop cock-blocking our efforts to allow mankind its freedom from of shame and guilt! Teach our children the benefits of masturbation and the fundamental importance of the role it plays in our physical and emotional development. Encourage humanity to embrace and understand the dichotomy of our anatomies so we may coexist in harmony, rather than divide in misery.

And, while you’re having your “key” made, I’ll be rubbing my clit and hoping it grants me three wishes.

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